Satire: What if Trump was an Arab?

The Style: Meetings happen in a large room with everyone sitting on the carpet. Tea is poured, opinions flow, and halfway through, he interrupts: “Let me tell you, nobody understands deals better than me.” Everyone listens. Nothing is finalized, but everything sounds promising.

The Strategy: Grand projects are announced with bold timelines. When questioned, the response is simple: “Inshallah.” It works as both a commitment and an escape clause.

The Reality: Some call him visionary. Others call it performance. But the real twist is this: change the system, and the same personality plays a very different game.

Oil as Currency: Trump wouldn’t just make deals, he would announce them like grand discoveries. Oil wouldn’t just be a resource; it would become his preferred negotiating language. “Why use dollars,” he might say, “when you have something much better?”

Every meeting would end with promises of “historic agreements,” with oil quietly sitting at the center of it all — not just as leverage, but as spectacle. Deals wouldn’t always be clear, but they would always sound impressive.

Strange social media messages: Half way through the night he would send creepy messages on Truth Social. Some would consider it a typo, others would think he has had a lot of meat the night before while countries would prepare for war.